Hallelujah! Let us rejoice and be glad that Kate Gosselin has been cast out of our television and admonished, according to the gospel of Dancing with the Stars, Season 10, Week Five: “Thou hast befouled American family television, so out with thee, into the vast abyss and reside forever in the ninth circle of Hell!” Can I get an Amen?
We have been cleansed, people! Washed clean of the sour puss of hatred, we can forge ahead in unison to enjoy Dancing with the Stars once again. Our prayers have been answered, God is good and we have been saved!
Saved, I tell you, from the wrath of the one who bore eight. Snatched from the jowls of the beast, whose evil strolling to music served simply to assault our senses. Join me, disciples of all that is holy and look to the Heavens once again; pray to vanquish the one who bestows roses upon unsuspecting women.
Amen!
Amen, sister! You took the words right out of my mouth! :)
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